Miscellaneous: Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 00:47 - United States - Pensacola

Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML

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You deserved it 2 864

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 099

You deserved it 37 178

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 994

You deserved it 5 000

Family secrets

By Anonymous - 22/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Marysville

Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 349

You deserved it 59

No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 105

You deserved it 106

By whoriblemomindeed - 20/06/2013 16:02 - United States - Celeste

Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 167

You deserved it 3 017

By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 931

You deserved it 30 494

Nostradamus

By Clueless - 14/05/2011 23:35 - United States

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my 4 year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 601

You deserved it 4 438

Hacker

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 960

You deserved it 9 830

Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 359

You deserved it 7 435

Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 193

You deserved it 437

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:05

Now you're free to do as you wish

gogo44444 28

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:09

Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!

Comments

A07 48

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:23

Just because you're not under suspicion doesn't make you any duller, for all she knows you could be a master of deception OP

0h_Boy 26

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:40

Just means you need to prove her wrong

limegreenpoopie 31

Saturday 31 October 2015 16:17

You were so nice to offer yours :3

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 31 October 2015 19:04

The very fact that OP offered probably means their mom was right.

Mpii 11

Saturday 31 October 2015 16:36

Op this is a good thing. Your parents probably have alot of expierience and know that you're the one that doesn't get in trouble very often. Even if they implied you're the boring kid it's perfectly fine. Stay the way you are!

martiniweenie 10

Saturday 31 October 2015 16:42

my dad found all of my **** once and has never since bothered to check any of my stuff and lost his faith in me

The_Avatar 22

Saturday 31 October 2015 16:45

Don't take it badly. If you want to bring a little excitement into your life go and travel or have a few adventures. Doesn't have to be sketchy

HotFrosty 14

Saturday 31 October 2015 17:20

Text me! We will get weird and then let you sister see the crazy crap that comes up on your phone. Your sister will go insane.

singlwforlife 22

Saturday 31 October 2015 17:49

My mom never checked my phone because she trusted me and figured I was dull. It's the quiet kids you have to look out for. She still doesn't know half the crap I pulled when I was 16 and 17. And I plan to keep it that way!

subzero22 8

Tuesday 3 November 2015 8:28

Ya your so right. Back when I was in my teens we didn't even have phones and my parents never knew what I did and I plan to keep it that way also. I was also the nice innocent quiet sweet looking one to. All cell phones do now is leave the evidence behind :p