By doodoobref - 31/07/2015 05:38 - United States - Lake Havasu City

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Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML
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sarah5745 41

Couldn't you have just confessed instead of wasting everybody's time?

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cameron6731 13

On the toilet? Get a new place to jack off.

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LegolasPrincess 10

You could've just admitted to it instead of wasting your parents and the hospitals time.

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loveseat14 11

Go do something else seriously. You're disgusting.

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Keiraquarium 12

There's nothing disgusting about masturbation. It's healthy and nearly everyone does it. Obviously it can reach a point where it becomes a problem but masturbating in itself, even masturbating a lot, isn't disgusting or wrong

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Miss_Mandi 29

I guess the rest of the world is disgusting, too, for doing something completely normal and healthy. He does it too much, so the **** what? Grow up.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Who the **** are you to judge what he does during his alone time? More people ********** than you think, even females.

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noahm21 7

I guess you could say this is a sticky situation

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RedPillSucks 31

do you still have any skin left on your penis, you wanker

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rocksmith 15

Yea. That would be really hard to explain to them

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rocksmith 15

I will just show my self the door for the pun

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theamazingd 17

YDI. Not because you ********** a lot; that's fine. You are a jerk for not putting your foot down and possibly fessing up, thereby causing your folks to acquire hospital bills. Was it really that awkward that the bills were worth it?

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daemonsparta 16

how often do you have to jerk it man? give the poor thing abreak

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