By doodoobref - 31/07/2015 05:38 - United States - Lake Havasu City

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Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML
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sarah5745 41

Couldn't you have just confessed instead of wasting everybody's time?

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cameron6731 13

On the toilet? Get a new place to jack off.

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MonkyTheKitty 6

To all that are saying just fess up imagine putting yourself in his shoes and If your parents asked you do you do it I bet you would probably say no

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LegolasPrincess 10

I wouldn't do it while they're home. Its his fault for being so horny all the time.

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DaBlacky 31

yes, because one chooses that... :/

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ladyg228 15

Lol how many times are you going to the bathroom in 1 day for your parents to make that assumption?

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ireallylikepasta 12

just do that in your bedroom, with the door locked of course.

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Miss_Mandi 29

Peeing a lot is not the only symptom of diabetes -.- Your parents are dense.

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ajlopez 18

Not gonna lie, op. If you ********** that much, you seriously need a new hobby.

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Tannasgh 22

Then let's hope they don't give you steroids

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dirtbikeguy 14

I would have just confessed before going through all that trouble but hey I guess it never hurts to get a check up.

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sarcasmwins 24

Am I the only one that thought you were gonna say 'because I'm pregnant'.

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