By doodoobref - 31/07/2015 05:38 - United States - Lake Havasu City

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Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML
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sarah5745 41

Couldn't you have just confessed instead of wasting everybody's time?

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cameron6731 13

On the toilet? Get a new place to jack off.

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missa1996 18

Diabetes is extremely serious :/ my dad was rushed to the emergency room a couple weeks ago because his blood sugar went up to 93 (it's a miracle he's still alive.) He's in a medically induced coma at the moment and is unstable. At least your parents care enough to get you checked out before something serious happens. That said, couldn't you have just told your parents the truth instead of wasting everyone's time?

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Flyndaran 10

As a diabetic, unless your father is a brittle diabetic, it was his own behavior that caused his present situation. It's not that hard to eat healthy and pay attention. Good thoughts for him though regardless.

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missa1996 18

No, it's not. Normal is 4-12. We didn't know he was diabetic, he never displayed any symptoms for it. Doctors refused to touch him because he was a cancer survivor To a rare form of cancer. They ****** up. He is type one, so it doesn't matter what his diet was like (even though it was extremely healthy because he can't eat junk).

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rebamoo 14

Your dad can still help his situation with diet, even with type 1 diabetes!! Look up "Reverse Diabetes Now" by Dr Neal Barnard. It talks about curing type 2 and making type 1 completely comfortable and manageable with diet, and zero medication. He can also prevent cancer from ever coming back with diet - pretty much the same diet. Watch The Gerson Miracle on Netflix.

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MeltedMango 8

I don't think anybody would expect a guy to jerk off that many times in a day to the point where diabetes is suspect. I mean by that point, I imagine it'd be painful.

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LiamCD02 12

I don't have any bladder problems, but one time I ate a whole bag of stale crisps which I found outside my friends house (yes I know, very stupid) and I had to go to the toilet every 5 mins

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Sandman2015 12

Dear God man just jack it in your own room and quit making your parents think you're sick.

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outfielder55 17

You need a girlfriend bud.

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zarrganaut 17

So you ********** a lot, huh. Why not just do in when you shower, or in your bedroom?

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NakedandAfraid 14

Plot twist: you actually have diabetes.

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fmyhardon 16

Your parents arnt stupid (I'll presume). They know exactly what's going on, they are just uncomfortable talking to you about it; so they found this other way to passively let you know that your frequent bathroom trips have not went unnoticed.

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