Love: Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife...

By rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 23:04

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Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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By reb - 19/04/2014 17:25 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my crazily elitist parents were so desperate to get me to dump my fiancé that they threatened to divorce if I didn't. When I told them to go ahead, they bitched me out for being disrespectful. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2018 15:00

Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML

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zombicidal 11

Monday 9 January 2012 15:46

some people just want to control everytging about their kids

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 9 January 2012 15:51

Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?

Comments

kristena103 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:07

That's what he said

EmilieAutumn 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:17

Could they have seen her cheating?

shea22 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:23

This happened to my husband. Only he listened and now he's my ex-husband.

Rainsong 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 6:53

I don't mean to rain on the parade, but maybe you only "think" it's just fine? A lot of relationships do end up being one-sided, you know. I mean, it's always a possibility. I'm not trying to bring you down or wish you bad luck or anything. I'm just saying. Unless everything truly is all fine with your marriage. Then, by all means, feel free to ignore me, and your parents too.

badam_fml 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:47

Did they make a good point ?

rillastyle 1

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:28

Maybe you wife is a bitch and you don't see it OR they know somthing you don't and think they are subtle

delilah09 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:14

Misery loves company.

Kenshinwebs 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:03

I feel for you. My mother-in-law always asks my wife if she's putting money aside so when she wakes up. She can divorce me. Her mother has never liked me, I don't kiss her ass or run every decision we make by her. We've been together 16 years, married 11.