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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By mammasboy - 21/05/2013 18:30 - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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By joeshmoe - 05/09/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, my 26th birthday party got busted by my parents due to them coming home early because of a flight cancellation. Everyone had to leave, but not before my mother made me go to my room. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2021 18:01 - United States

Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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Control

By justwantedtounpack - 29/12/2014 04:55 - United States

Today, my parents threw a hissy fit calling me ungrateful and disrespectful for wanting to do laundry and clean at home, instead of going out to their friends' house for dinner. They also disconnected the Internet to punish me when they left. I'm 20 and visiting home on a college break. FML

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By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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neonoodle 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:02

Why are you still living with your parents? You live under their roof, you follow their rules.

HomeBurger 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:03

Living with your parents at 30? yeah definitely FYL.

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ya_know 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:41

what the **** are you doing living with your parents

Ender_ 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:42

#58 - That really sucks to be you then. I understand that people are out of work. Shit happens. I haven't lived with my parents since I was 16. There is affordable housing. There are jobs out there. You just can't be picky about what you do. Fast food jobs are not above anyone. People need to eat, and there's usually more security in those anyways. I have NEVER heard of McDonalds laying anybody off and I've worked there for 5 years now. You want my job? You couldn't handle it.

eatchex89 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:46

Dude, I'm 19 and I've moved out already. That sucks to be living with your parents. But it is their house they can do whatever the **** they want to you.

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:46

Well to play devils' advocate #58, my friend got rejected from McDonalds because he was "Overqualified".

Chel_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:47

Wow you live at home while you're 30...

Ender_ 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:48

#66 - They probably just said that to make your friend feel better.

natiboom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:49

are you frank the entertainer?

madalynk 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:51

Dude, what the hell are you doing still living at home?!

Anonymus101 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:52

True #68, but even still this guy could find a temp agency and get some money flow for 6 months.

Gaston_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:56

Totally agree with #51. You deserved it.

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