By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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Susieee_Q 9

All I can think about now is that poor fish's life during his last seconds being in that boiling grave. Oh, lordy....

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natureboy1992 0

they are always fun when drunk

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perdix 29

A rainbow trout makes a lousy pet, but a great dinner. The problem is that your dad boiled it, when it is so much better pan-seared.

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canzonetta 16

That is so horrible! You should subscribe your father to AA.

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Friaza 29

This is why alchohol ruins the world :/ Next time put your dad in a microwave and see how he likes it.

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skylerXx 6

You're dads funny. You should have asked for money while he was still drunk and bought a new one. Your fish was going to die anyway.

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nickyz85 0

your dad probably only did it because your mom wont give him anything anymore so he improvised on ******

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J_Shorty_17 6

"the snack that smiles back.. Goldfish!".. maybe he was trying something new other than the oven baked kind? in all seriousness.. sorry to hear about your fish ! I used to have 7 goldfish (not all at once) they didn't last very long unfortunately.

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