By StinkyCactus - 08/01/2010 06:23 - United States

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML
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StinkyCactus tells us more.

"LOL U CANT HAS PET HEDGIE ITS EVIL/FAKE FAKE FAKE/WHO HAS PET HEDGEDOG NEWAYS?" Eat a dick. "Google." Seriously, do you people really think it's okay to just open your ignorant trap about every little thing you have a misinformed opinion about? Seriously, before you get all stupid on the internet, know what you're talking about. "I AM TEH HEDGEHAWG OWNUR GOD AND UR DOIN IT WRONG!" Yes, it was a mistake for her to get into the cat's litter, but other than that, she is very well taken care of and very happy. I have done a lot of research about the kind of hedgehog she is and how to take care of her, so rest assured, she is in good hands, so please, pull your head out of your ass. Again- know what you're talking about before you judge. "HOW I GETZ HOG? PLZ TELL MEEEEEEEEE" Google. Seriously! That's how I did. I heard people had them as pets, so, I started researching. I drove 3 hours to find a qualified breeder to pick up my baby hedgie, but only before I spent a good week reading literature and reading articles by owners and breeders about their health and what to expect. DO NOT go get a hedgie on a random whim- AGAIN- know what you're doing before taking on a pet, of any kind. If you think you're ready, and can legally own one, look up your local breeder and set it up. Thank you for everyone with pleasant comments and/or at least civil ones if you disagree with hedgehog ownership.

Comments

bignut24 13

Where the hell do you buy a hedgehog

We can have a pet hedgedog??? Awesome!!! :3

sugarbear0727 19

Bahahaha. I love this. I was supposed to get a pet hedgehog last year for my birthday but one of my roommates was allergic. :/

Well a good spray down might do the trick...add a little soap as well...

have you ever owned a hedgie? you dont spray it down. put it in a few inches of water in the sink or bath and put non scented shampoo on a toothbrush. get the quills and toes really clean. you dont just spray with some water and call it a day

beebeegirrrl724 5

Be glad your hedgie didn't self-anoint before you were able to wash it off! I think that's my hedgehog's favorite game, That's the worst! Then you have to wash a foamy, poopy cactus:)

I used to breed hedgehogs. That's kinda what they do. I would think this information would have been given to you already.

The word choice made me laugh. Hedgehog ownership sounds like a lot of fun! Still, FYL because cleaning them probably isn't the best thing.

that's actually not an unusual thing for a hedgehog to do, hedgehogs has been known to eat poop or chew it till it foams & put it on their backs