By notakeeper - 03/01/2014 03:50 - United States - Orlando

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
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fakan 4

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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sunshine41196 12

maybe thats the only rhyming word he could come up with? if not fyl op!

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AriettaX 15

Anyone willing to stay with a cheater I feel bad for

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uarudeassbitchyo 17

That's not very romantic ... Did u slap him

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

I think something more along the lines of telling him "u a rude ass bitch yo" would really get to him.

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imaxmain 24

Someones ****** up. and thats your soon to be ex I mean

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Your punctuation and grammar is also ****** up.

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Greenguy9 8

I can imagine that being said in a fancy voice because of your picture.

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

*Your punctuation and grammar ARE also ****** up. :)

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PotterHead_DH 26

#107 you could have literally emphasized any other word in that sentence.

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jojimugo 20

#45 It could be screwed up in the fanny (Europe) or fanny (USA) either way it's messed up

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JustSarah 13

Write him one back ending with "it's time to say goodbye!".

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challan 19

now you look like a hobbit... after I pulled a Lorriana Bobbit.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

"We are finished you bastard, I'm leaving you now, To go slap my sister, Who is such a big cow "

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lambda_fml 40

"Its time to say goodbye, I hope you flippin' die."

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XDsmileyDX_fml 24

Remember the love between you and I? Now use your hand, because it's goodbye.

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fakan 4

get a new mister that won't screw your sister.

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Fermion 20

I'd think she'd need a new sister that won't screw her mister also, but that's just me.

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synsam 4

if she dumps her mister, there's a twister, she'll still have her sister who'd eagerly like to fist her. the guy tried to diss her writing a poem full of scripture, he painted a picture that made her wish her sister wasn't with her but jokes on him cause he's lesser without her or her sister.

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NoThanks999 19

your poem hurt my smarty bits

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musewillrockon 8

Let's just hope that he's a rubbish poet and wrote that because it was the only rhyme he could think of.

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gracehi 31

That's what I was wondering. Maybe it's just a ballsy joke. A very VERY ballsy joke.

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lolaroxie 12

What are you waiting for? Write him a poem back!

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Amber1234567890 8

Roses are red. Violets are blue. That's okay, Because I screwed your best friend too.

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tacojauns 45

I can only write Hiaukus You are a ******** I hope you die in a fire you sister ******

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gracehi 31

Poems are made by fools like me And you have a tiny pee pee :P

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aimeegoldberg 22

This has by far been my favorite string of comments, I cant stop laughing. Keep it up guys

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zeldagirl77 7

Thats is probably the saddest most terrible way to say i ****** your sister.

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Amber1234567890 8

I would say it's time to find a new mister....& a new sister

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