By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 226
You deserved it 18 912

Same thing different taste

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MilanKing 0

you're lucky it was only his nose.

Fish_999 0

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what were you doing naked on all fours near your boyfriend anyway) ;)

KatieKarnival 0
crazyblackchick 0

...did he run away, yelping?

BlackOo_fml 0

you obviously didn't wipe very good !

xxscarsoflifexx 0

Poor dog. At least it was only his/her nose coulda been something else.

he was trying to see where ur tail was and why you were naked. dog- sniff sniff. hey master I think she's a keeper.

that's very nice... but for next time. TMI