Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By not a boy toy - 31/03/2017 22:00

Today, I attended the will reading of the old lady who accidentally ran me over with her car years ago. I was affectionately mentioned and was left with something rather substantial. I had to listen through all that while getting evil leers and silently judged by family members who got squat. FML

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By beer guy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By nickcedola40 - 04/04/2013 00:24 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 August 2019 16:21

Misery loves company.

jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 21 August 2019 14:23

Don't know if you're invisible or not. Can't see you from here (across the pond).... ;-) Maybe she's partly blind. Maybe she was having a bad day. Being stuck in a wheelchair 24/7 can make people moody (or worse). Not to mention all of the challenges just being out in public that go along with that. Perhaps say a prayer for her and thank God too that you're still able to walk. None of us know what our future health ailments will be. "There but for the grace of God go I." :-)

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jbuckets_404 38

Wednesday 21 August 2019 14:23

Don't know if you're invisible or not. Can't see you from here (across the pond).... ;-) Maybe she's partly blind. Maybe she was having a bad day. Being stuck in a wheelchair 24/7 can make people moody (or worse). Not to mention all of the challenges just being out in public that go along with that. Perhaps say a prayer for her and thank God too that you're still able to walk. None of us know what our future health ailments will be. "There but for the grace of God go I." :-)

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 August 2019 16:21

Misery loves company.

acmariner99 25

Thursday 22 August 2019 2:57

Is this FML blank?

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 22 August 2019 3:33

Did you just write something?

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 22 August 2019 17:28

Who said that? Anyone there? Must've been the wind.

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