By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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MilanKing 0

you're lucky it was only his nose.

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Fish_999 0

haha u enjoyed it really!

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Blueglasscup 18

It's not like it was his dick. I see no Fml here.. Nah I kid I kid.

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hollylollyxoxo 0

i don't see how it would be an fml even if it WAS his dick..... lol I kid too =P

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mrahhhhh 21

Least it was in your ass, not your other hole.

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iLazy 0

It was 1 lick away from being in the other.

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ThatFatGuyBehind 3

Lucky it was only his nose

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mack_the_knife 3

It's just like us guys waking up with a hardon - you woke up with a nosein. Seriously, you should be flattered. Your boyfriend's got a sense of humor, thinks you're hot and first thing in the morning he shows it to you ever so graphically.

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t765234 10

I think that might have been the joke, if not he just misread the OP.

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bubbarific 0

yea dude wht r u talkin bout his dog stuck his nose in their not him

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YacL 15

I think it was a joke... or a troll.

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kingtz 6

OP, just be grateful the dog found you first. If I woke up to my girlfriend in that position, I'd have done worse!

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