Miscellaneous: Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40...

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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Well done Cooper

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 02:02 - United States - Brush Prairie

Today, my phone chose not to deliver a message to my girlfriend. This isn't the first time either; It has a habit of failing to deliver or receive messages to/from her, making it look like I'm ignoring her by not responding. It only does this with her, none of my other contacts. My phone may be trying to sabotage my relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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FriskyTaco 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:05

You sent 40 txts? You're probably really annoying, I wouldn't reply either!

beren456 1

Monday 11 April 2011 16:00

what if they're just not around? or can't get to the phone?

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amh721 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:09

Well then stop being weird and creepy.

loooveit 4

Monday 11 April 2011 19:15

you must be a really annoying person, but next time u think ur phone isn't working trying calling, like the old days.

emilyAluster5858 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:19

oh my god haahahahahhaha dude yess you know whassup

justin1104lee 0

Monday 11 April 2011 19:31

call 911, if u want a response

docscientist 9

Monday 11 April 2011 19:56

You didn't try sending out a text from your new phone to your old one?

ergo_fml 13

Monday 11 April 2011 20:27

You sound way desperate.

cldean24 4

Monday 11 April 2011 20:53

I have never texted 40 different people in one day. I never want to be that person, ydi op.

monteSSchick 0

Monday 11 April 2011 20:59

sad...

ballesteros1992 0

Monday 11 April 2011 21:27

I will go with the possibility that you are just annoying

ellopoppet 0

Monday 11 April 2011 21:33

=| sorry about that.. I'm sure they were just busy.

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Same thing different taste

Well done Cooper

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