Miscellaneous: Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about...

By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML

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By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By Ballprankster - 02/04/2021 16:57 - United States - New York

Today, I wanted to prank my husband and filled a kitchen cabinet with tennis balls. Not sure what was funnier, seeing his reaction when all the balls fell out, or the fact that before he got home, I forgot that I had placed the balls there and opened the cabinet myself. Twice. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 18:48 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushed and opened a window, but my pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness kicked in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissed and thinks I planned the whole thing as a prank. FML

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By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2018 18:36 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 14:26

Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as a prank, I told my husband I was going to sleep alone in the spare room, just to see his panicked reaction. Not only did he not panic, he agreed straight away, then an hour later announced he was going to bed a whole three hours earlier than normal. I can hear him in there, watching TV, eating snacks. FML

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WCARlover 34

Friday 20 May 2016 2:37

Well if they scared the shit out of you I guess it's a good thing they were on the toilet!

InnocenceBlue 37

Friday 20 May 2016 2:50

Your username says it all.

Comments

Taemyks 5

Friday 20 May 2016 4:17

I've got boxes of these leftover from a bday party. I'm going to do this right now.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 20 May 2016 4:35

Just don't be like OP and forget that they're there. >:D

MandieL 27

Friday 20 May 2016 4:41

I don't understand why you would attempt this type of prank with your 2 month old in the house. You were probably expecting him to use the bathroom when he got up for work? So would that not have still woken up the baby, and probably scared the shit out of it as well? I'm all for the pranks, but you shoulda thought this one through better. As you said...ydi.

smokecloud_ 37

Friday 20 May 2016 10:53

I came looking for a comment like this. You have a TWO MONTH OLD? And you think pranks with loud noises are appropriate? I'm all for pranks and such.. mine and my boyfriend's relationship is based on getting on each other's nerves, but I wouldn't put a baby in that mix.

zaidthunder1 27

Friday 20 May 2016 4:45

You said it yourself, you deserve it !

ZiGgY576 20

Friday 20 May 2016 4:59

Sorry but you did really deserve it lol

FalloutScrolls 25

Friday 20 May 2016 5:23

At least you were in the appropriate place to have the shit scared out of you. Silver linings and all that.

KelsieSwiftie 13

Friday 20 May 2016 5:39

I once put a rubber band around the water nozzle in the kitchen as a prank for my mom. She was gone all day and I had set it up for when she came home. I ended up spraying myself 3 times with water since I forgot that I put it there, and when she came home I was already soaking wet..so the prank didn't really go too well haha.