By not even - 21/07/2016 11:20 - United States - Troy

Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML
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tremoore24 6

Maybe "waffles and sausage" is an innuendo and there really is no food involved.

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dietcoke09 25

Pregnancy is such a wonderful thing and changes both parents! Hopefully you get both sex and food tonight. Even though I'm sure a mix of both would be great for you guys.

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sailorarctic 22

Are you just unnerved by the idea of sex while pregnant? I know my husband was hugely paranoid about squishing me or the baby and would refuse to be on top, but if I was I would get tired. I honestly can't think of one time he orgasmed while I was pregnant.

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Bearsmomma 30

Poor hubby. should've had him attend an OBGYN appointment with you and have him ask those questions. I bet coming from a professional would make it sink in

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anlong93 9

My hubby and I didn't have sex during pregnancy until I was past my due date. He orgasmed, but it was more like a duty than a thrill, lol. I wasn't ever in the mood the whole pregnancy, and he was fine with that.

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withered 30

#20 Does your husband think his penis is Thor's hammer or something that he thought he would damage you and/or the child by having sex?

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rldostie 19

I think my hubby was just weirded out by the whole thing. We had sex, but I'd have to beg and he seemed nervous or less than thrilled the whole time. What a cruel twist of fate that pregnancy can make a woman hornier than a rabbit on viagra, yet make the father less than interested.

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Justagirl97 9

My husband was like that at first and towards the end he was scared to go down bc he thought he'd break my water

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gotbeer 7

i also have baby boy due in 2 months, i cook for my wife, she loves it and i love her, and we keep other personal things out of public opinions :)

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authenticated 6

You really ought to try sex while pregnant. I just delivered a boy a week ago but we had sex every time I asked right up until my induction. It was fantastic. DO IT OP. WAFFLES AND SAUSAGE FOR ENERGIES AFTER

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DownFaLL57 23

You definitely have your priorities straight.

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chosha_fml 26

Are we supposed to think FYL because you don't feel like sex with your wife? F her L.

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murph_fml 21

Come on now, pregnant sex is the best!

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RedDevilOut 7

What the f man?. Hand in your man card rite now!

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mermaidgirle 12

#36 please don't. He may not be in the mood. He may have the irrational fear of hurting the baby& mother. He may be worried that the baby can understand sexytimes-silly but a common fear too. Not wanting sex at a particular moment doesn't make him less of a man.

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Justagirl97 9

Haha, she's probably trying to get you to help her get the baby out sooner if she's around that time. I know I did that to my husband around the end.

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