Health: Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture...

By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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jeff_chen 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:28

Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else

cassie13091 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:27

You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment

Comments

bossjr12 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 13:35

Sounds like your proffesor is a huge dick !

jessicircle 16

Thursday 29 March 2012 13:36

Happened to me when I was in 7th grade... But it was some facial blemish that regrew itself. I had to get surgery because it bled in class ALL the time. Don't feel bad, OP. it happens!

bmwguy01 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 15:47

that sucks! that would be horrible!

ghostlilac 25

Thursday 29 March 2012 13:38

OP's in college so she's probably not a teen anymore

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:07

If it was philosophy class, you could have replied with "why would I not be bleeding" or "I bleed; therefore, I am". Then question the nature of bleeding and how it relates to the human condition. Any other class, just yell "hardcore parkour" then get on Tosh.

awepeach 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 19:45

You are cool. I wish you were in my class. I love when cool people joke around all cool like you do with your cool parkour lovin' self. And parkour is cool. I daydream about being the ultimate parkour queen, running through campus with my music in my ears, flipping over things with gymnastic olympian prowess, while my friends shoot me in a music video that wins an award. And then other people watching are inspired to do the same and pretty soon this great university is just a parkour playground, with people flitting, and flipping all about in groups. No more "I'm-just-going-to-walk-through-the-halls-ignoring=people-with-no-eye-contact-as-I-make-my-way-to-my-boring-class." No, in my fantasy, I throw my backpack 50 yards ahead then parkour flip out on my way to get it. I feel you, bro.

ItsTheMo 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:40

Unnecessary for him to do..

xStaciexLynnx 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 15:03

Yeah because whenever I see someone bleeding I instantly think 'Oh they just popped a massive zit' and only ask them what's wrong if I want to humiliate them. Yeah, okay.