Health: Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture...

By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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Right in the kisser

By Anonymous - 08/03/2020 20:17

Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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jeff_chen 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:28

Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else

cassie13091 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:27

You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment

Comments

marcsyo 11

Friday 30 March 2012 0:05

Should have said someone stabbed you in the face.

damomma26 0

Friday 30 March 2012 3:10

I had horrible skin throughout most of my teenaged years. I got acne cysts, which were huge and horrible, I had the typical acne and Stuff like OP. it had nothing to do with skin care regimen, food choices or anything but hormones. I had to go on an oral antibiotic AND cleansers that worked for me. I suffered in pain and embarrassment until they finally went away when I was around 18. Thankfully there was no scarring, but even at 33, I still suffer outbreaks. Nothing like when I was a teen though. I sure hope none of my children wind up with my skin as a teen.

Zangetsu67 5

Friday 30 March 2012 3:36

You nasty

hockey9462 3

Friday 30 March 2012 3:52

You should have lied!!!

ohgodwhy1234 0

Friday 30 March 2012 3:57

Two words to the OP. Dumb. Ass.

koolkat27 13

Friday 30 March 2012 7:13

29- it was most likely on his/her face, and ive seen many people who have acne and bloody spots on their face for picking at them.

ProhibitionRose 14

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:33

Everyone, including adults get zits. It's not just a teenage thing. My mother is 57 and still gets zits occasionally. So OP's age doesn't mean anything.

kemando 22

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:01

Your Prof's no Dr. Lightman, pretty sure you could get away with saying "I got cut on something" or something along those lines.

TheMystery13 13

Friday 6 April 2012 19:51

You should have explained it bilogically: "Well you see, underneath your skin you have this stuff called blood. Now when the skin is ruptured, for whatever reason, the blood spills out through the wound. This serves several purposes..." Etc.