Health: Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture...

By Jayne - 29/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By rhartnett11 - 16/02/2011 12:56

Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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jeff_chen 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:28

Ohhh. Ok. For a second there I thought you were bleeding from somewhere else

cassie13091 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 12:27

You could've just acted like you didn't know, would've saved you the embarrassment

Comments

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Friday 6 July 2012 11:43

That sucks. I've had times when I would absentmindedly scratch my face and then a pimple would pop. So awkward and embarrassing.

Gomez951 4

Monday 25 February 2013 7:49

that's disgusting

LilacWhite 4

Thursday 23 May 2013 19:24

Ouch! What happened after you told them?

nicholasj96 9

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:34

I would've been like, "I am?!" good excuse for the bathroom .

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 20 September 2014 7:11

Why would your professor ask why you're bleeding? Why not just let you go to the bathroom and address it yourself? Or just ignore it and let you deal with it later. No reason to embarrass you in front of your classmates!