Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash...

By Baegel - 02/03/2016 01:52 - United States - Havertown

Today, my psycho ex defaced my car. She didn't key it or slash my tires. She posted "TRUMP 2016" bumper stickers all over it. I don't know what glue they use, but it's been 2 hours and I haven't gotten any of them off. FML

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By historyrepeats - 11/07/2019 04:00

Today, I woke up to a Swastika, "Go home" and "Trump2020" spray-painted on my car. FML

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By Mustang - 05/08/2010 01:13 - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

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By GrandTheftArson - 09/03/2016 03:51 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML

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By cjw - 06/03/2013 00:07 - United States

Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

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Deep fried eggs

By Anonymous - 09/07/2022 18:00

Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML

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Territorial Pissings

By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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Come to think of it, no, you didn't

By fail land - 02/04/2021 05:00

Today, some asswipe keyed a swastika into my car. Did I mention it’s a rental? FML

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Break ups are tough

By ... - 10/02/2010 09:08 - United States

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This included Nazi symbols, "white power", and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominantly black neighborhood. FML

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HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 2 March 2016 19:11

I guess you've been trumped.

umerin 32

Wednesday 2 March 2016 19:08

Probably superglue

Comments

AlchemistUpNorth 1

Friday 4 March 2016 18:37

You should build a giant wall around your car and charge your ex for it.

SHINeegirl17 8

Saturday 5 March 2016 7:20

If you spray DW-40 on the stickers and use a scraper, they should be easier to remove.

Gbaby476 2

Saturday 5 March 2016 21:43

You're going to need an eraser wheel. A detail shop can help...

brewerman 1

Sunday 6 March 2016 4:16

Use a hair dryer

boricubana 7

Sunday 6 March 2016 5:20

Try goo gone. It works great.

kelzo33 7

Monday 7 March 2016 4:10

I guess you're saying that you can't stump the Drumpf

KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

Tuesday 8 March 2016 1:01

That's evil but also the most hilarious thing I've ever heard.

rummple_4skin 2

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:17

Use a blow drier or heat gun to get the glue off easier

LostDN 9

Thursday 17 March 2016 2:02

Ask nearby stores or buildings if they had a camera towards your car. you have it on tape you can go to a cop and after a but she'll be paying to repaint your car