By ldrik1 - 11/06/2014 20:36 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 224
You deserved it 4 810

Same thing different taste

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Well at least you know where to go when the zombie apocalypse begins.

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This is the time to enthusiastically compliment him on his great canon building skills and the very cool result. And casually ask about safety measures saying you don't want him ( it has to be a him ;) ) to get hurt. Either he will reassure you about safety, if not at least he sees you as an ally and won't aim in your direction..

I can't think of a better way to get rid of squirrels and gophers

Axel5238 29

I hope you called the cops before posting this. Holy crap my neighbor built a weapon that takes out ships is is something I'd be worried about.

Loved your description of the cannon XD But yeah, this is still worrying.

i would start recording everything, so in case something does happen, you have some evidence against him.

Well that's pretty impressive if he really built a cannon so well that it can be used on a "pirate ship". Unless he's blowing up trees near your house, which I highly doubt he's actually using live ammunition, you're being a bit of a jerk by calling him "psycho".

I wish he was my neighbor. I'd love to shoot a cannon.

More common than you may think, it is a historic collectable. Nothing to worry about at all, engage your neighbor in rich discussion, probably has a great story.