By Anonymous - 09/07/2014 20:49 - United States

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 847
You deserved it 17 234

Same thing different taste

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A07 48

Am I the only one wondering how OP honks at the computer?

it'll probably respond better than the idiots on the road!

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Had to hit YDI as soon as I saw road rage. Road rage causes accidents. I find that often road rage is caused by impatience to get to somewhere in a hurry, so usually ragers are the same people you see speeding. Also road ragers tend to do reckless things to try to get by the "slow" traffic and end up making the traffic even slower as people try to avoid having an accident with the rager.

OP here again. I had two comments but somehow I can't see them now. Anyway first of all, I was basically saying I'm not one of those psycho drivers that goes bat-shit crazy and screams, curses, and honks at people for no reason. I DO get frustrated at slow drivers, but I'm talking about people that go like 40 MPH on the freeway (65 MPH speed limit) and that I'm tempted to honk like crazy but for the most part, I won't. I'll just get around them when I can. I was explaining in one of my comments I am one of those people that does tend to get frustrated over small things that most people don't get upset about, but that's because I'm going through a stressful period in my life right now. Anyway, I posted the FML not expecting it to get posted. I honestly found it funny that when my computer was lagging, my first instinct was to HONK at it. I must have subconsciously compared that frustration to the same frustration I feel while driving behind slow drivers. Anyway, these comments made me laugh. People really get into depth about it. LOL.

I think maybe you should get some anger management classes or some counseling or something. Living with that level of anger is going to shorten your life.

tingtingmeg 12

I'd hate to see what you do when the google chrome rainbow rotating circle shows up

I know that feeling, OP. I was writing in pen once and my brain was telling me to delete my mistakes.

Atleast you only feel inclined to honk at your computer. Your computer can be glad that you aren't entertaining thoughts of running over it with the car.

Just in case you was not aware OP, the computer is not even closely related to raging on the road and you should probably talk to somebody about these 'rage' issues.