By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
I agree, your life sucks 567
You deserved it 37
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Comments

safaeita 32

I'm wondering how come he deserves it ?? 2000 people are just crazy

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Aerofresh 3

Oh no this is an instant ass whoopin. I'm sorry for my language but he needs to be drop kicked. Ugh nasty fool!

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MoonChild5 11

Oh dear... there's only one solution. Revenge.

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tolraisgrey 13

What's worrying is that 2970 people think he deserved it. Like...what????

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hateevryone 14

Nasty MF. And who uses a condom for masturbating?

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mrrossh 3

LoL he sounds like a master troll to me, I bet it isn't even semen in the condom.

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Izabushel 65

I love the illustrated version. The size of the nipples on the girl on the cover of the Playboy magazine is amazing!

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chika20 1

lol i would deffinately go for his toothpaste so he gets a special surprise in the mornings. Plus your revenge will last a while longer than what they did to you hahaha :}

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TcheQ 12

Eww. Who gets turned on by playboy, seriously. Petite amateur girlfriend handjob

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