By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
I agree, your life sucks 567
You deserved it 37
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

159 4
DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

90 2

Comments

ThisRandomChild 0

At least he used a condom???

0 0
Ottomite 2

Why would he need both a playboy and a condom?

0 0
apkil15 3

Nacho cheese and man juice. Yum..

0 0
Ray9889 8

He came out of the bathroom, he threw a playboy magazine on the table. Threw away a used condom. Dug his hand into your doritos. Washed his hands. You grabbed a handful of doritos and shoved them in your mouth. In that order.

0 0
DirtyShisno 0

I wouldn't eat those chips if I were you. but not an FML. Just go buy another bag or forget about it.

0 0
urmomshouse 0

Aaahahahahagahahagahahahaha

0 0
katties 27

You can't be sure what else he touches with those hands before washing when you're not around O_o

1 0