By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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Comments

evilbunnypao 0

bahahahaha and he ate that doritos with that hands omg so ewwwwww You might consider find new room-mate lol

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thatsrugged 2

lol it seems your roommate had his priorities in order.. Epic win for him and fail to you for not moving fast enough to stop him from sticking his dickhand into your bag of doritos..!!

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luisneverlistens 0

haha thats sick lmfao!

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mexicanswim 0

if the were sweet n spicy chilli doritos I would beat his ass with a toaster:)

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mf1234 0

that's sucks for u I hope he doesn't do that all the time

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noodlesfurdayz 0

I don't see the problem, doritos are very messy, why wash your hands twice when you can do it once and save water.

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