By I have wood - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Stephenville

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Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tell him to stop being such a treble-making bass-hole.

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denver_ImC 8

So that's what kids call it now days... Woodwork

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barbsillvy 10

Finish your guitar, then break it on his head.

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jw90 18

Good luck with your guitar, but they way it was worded I may have immediately thought the same thing.

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BuckNekkid 22

musta been strumming really hard

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logic368 8

It would appear that their accusations are bass-less.

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buckdharma 36

Erecting is the easy part. Only when you can play it behind your back or with your teeth will you answer the question. "Are You Experienced."

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RedPillSucks 31

If you can play your erection behind your back with your teeth, you are indeed, truly, the master.

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mccrightp 29

Soooo... How do you ********** with a guitar...?

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worldclassrager 39

Well that's easy to clear up..,just show your progress...an electric guitar would give a different result but either way his wording is from a jerk really...

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buttonsfandango 3

It is kind of funny though. Go with it. Show them your "wood" thus turning around an embarrassing situation.

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