Intimacy: Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures...

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2013 18:31 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By I have wood - 16/09/2013 21:11 - United States - Stephenville

Today, my room mate told all of our mutual friends that he had walked in on me doing woodwork in my room. They all thought he meant he had caught me rubbing one out. I'm actually building a guitar. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

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imhope 23

Tuesday 6 May 2014 2:31

That actually is funny lol not for you, but for everyone else.

GingaNinja01 15

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:30

Guys I don't think you understand. Even if he did have a decent sized dick, it could still ruin his reputation. What if you girls slept naked and somebody took a pic and put that on Facebook? Not so fun being called a ****.

ice2eskimos 3

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:29

You need revenge! You deserve revenge!

SoulEaterSE 23

Friday 21 August 2015 23:52

Anyone who says YDI obviously doesn't know the struggle of being a guy

RainStorm6632 10

Thursday 26 January 2017 21:23

Well that was a dick move

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 15 November 2018 23:02

what did they think??

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