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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 05:12 - Canada

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Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
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BrEnNo1023 5

self-obsessed, dysfunctional, heartless people. **** her (not literally) kick her out or some shit. don't sit there and take that. DONT.

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curryndricegirll 0

sounds like she wasn't "overzealous", sounds like she was just drunk...and if it makes you feel any better, they probably broke the condom and your roommate will probably either be pregnant or have herpes within a month

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the_deuce 0

you should have cussed her out and when you feel better, you should break her little nose and then step on HER ribs

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plexico 3

And didn't even invite you to a three-way! The nerve!

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SNRLX 0

with those annoying ribs out of the way, her lung capacity will increase and she can give more bj's with less pauses, so yes zombierella, with broken ribs

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plexico 3

Of course, the OP may have declined the offer because of the broken ribs, but it is just common courtesy for the other girl to have extended the offer. Jeeesh! What ever happened to etiquette?

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XOfiestypixie 0

The roommate was probably just a selfish bitch and wanted the guy all to her self. It's depressing what the female population has come to these days. *sigh*

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plexico 3

I can understand that the roommate did the hard work of luring the guy back to their lair, so it is only fair that she would have first dibs on his dick. But surely, she could have let the OP have a chance at his balls. C'mon, it that too much to ask?

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waterynuggets 0

Lmao #56 I love you :*

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reapfml 0

just borrow one of her condoms when she gets more and then return it to her used

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f_u_u_f_f 0

Yeah, she probably had no idea what she did. Your shoulda spoke up and said OUCH. Or something.

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AmpulexCompressa 0

That sucks, but I say you kill her.

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

jeez. is she like overweight or something? i vote u move out. or kick her out.

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hahasuckstobeyou 0

During the night give her some heroin( only if she hasnt done it before) and shell be messed up for a day or 2.

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moonshineboy 0

To get back, you should have started masturbating really loud...

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Medea_FTW 0

Scour the local papers for a hit-and-run accident. Make an anonymous phone call from a pay phone far away from your residence and provide the authorities with her license plate number. Be sure to wear gloves and cover the receiver with a handkerchief to prevent DNA sampling. Then, while she's asleep, take her wallet from her purse and cancel all of her credit cards and then report her ATM card as stolen. If she has a video rental card, use it to rent nothing but **** and never return it. When she finally replaces her condom stash, poke holes in every one. I've certainly never done such things, of course, but I've heard stories...

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sunney3 0

BAHHAHAHAHHAHA. what a crazy ****. why don't you trash her room and spread rumor bout her, kick her out and basically hope she knows she's a dirty over hyper WAY too enthusiastic easy chick. but jeez, canada is the funniest place ever.

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sublime93 0

Wow I wouldn't wanna be one to piss you off...

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JukeboxBunny 0

Haha dear god that's scummy... Sad part is, I was reading these ideas and thinking "Hmm....that's not a terrible idea..."

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bneill 0

Wow, so many ways to get revenge. I would really go for the poking holes one though. Just saying, cuz all those other ones were hard core

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