Health: Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA...

By Weasel123 - 26/10/2012 07:58 - United States - Anadarko

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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It's not a phase, Mom!

By worried mama - 31/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, my daughter, who is going through a vegan phase, pulled the plug for our garage chest freezer, where we store our meat. That's $1200 of meat, rotten. My husband is so mad that he's been at the gym for six hours straight. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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Never gonna happen

By meat lover - 27/09/2022 15:30

Today, my girlfriend woke me up by saying, "Good morning! We're going to be vegans from now on." FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Go, Vegan!

By Cheryl - 16/10/2019 04:00

Today, my vegan sister told my kids where meat and dairy products come from, in a very detailed way. They now refuse to eat meat, and want to, "rescue all the poor animals." FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 26 October 2012 16:15

I draw the line at chocolate.

culito_fml 10

Friday 26 October 2012 16:15

You need to throw her out

Comments

carebear111 9

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:38

So she wasted it? Wouldn't it show more respect to the animal to actually give it to someone who does eat meat? Now it's death is in vain. . .

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:39

She has to go, like right now.

ImaSnowman 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:46

Quick question, I'm stupid I kno, but is weed vegan approved or what?

PhishloverA 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 0:55

Throw away her birth control OP

DelphiCat 17

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:16

#177 Don't! Stupid breeds stupid. Why would you spread that!?

RCAddict16 0

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:30

Haha put meat in the bitch's food.

icxiibunnie 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 1:56

Lol I don't remember ever seeing OP said they were going Vegan so, why is your roommate throwing out YOUR chocolate stash? Just wondering.

vbmg152 18

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:11

Good for her!

Derpenstien 4

Saturday 27 October 2012 2:21

Yeah. Good for her wasting someone else's money and trying to force her beliefs on other people. She and people like her are why some folks hate vegetarians. She's hurting her own movement.