By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
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mpsteve137 15

Punch him in the face and say shit happens bro

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

remind him of that when he finds out he has an STD

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Mangolian 5

call the cops and hold him responsible for it

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robotiick7 23

You should sell his most valuable things and say shit happens bro

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DaLiquer 20

Here is your sign, if a guy has to buy a prostitute then something is wrong in his head to begin with, time to upgrade to a roommate that is not broken!

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simsgirlgem 25

and then you throw your roommate out until the bastard pays you back for what was stolen get some friends to help keep out too

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falconpoke007 10

He sounds like an ass. How karma hits him in the face.

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Superjen30123 4

That sounds terrible! You shoulda try and find a new roommate cuz that doesn't sound very fair. :-/

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avapaige1234 19

He's so going to get either STD or herpes.

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GRgoldfish 19

OK while reading the comments I figured out what you need to do. pawn everything in his room, and when he asks 'what the hell happend to all my stuff'? you reply 'shit happens bro'. but that's just me.

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chosha_fml 26

Things are missing and maybe they turn up later, but a thing can't 'turn up missing.' It's like saying something was fixed up broken.

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