Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in...

By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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You deserved it 42 603

By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By Leijabug - 21/04/2019 18:00

Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML

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You deserved it 3 143

By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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You deserved it 21 302

Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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You deserved it 3 080

By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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You deserved it 4 391

Splashed out

By bit_fluff - 20/10/2020 02:01

Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML

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You deserved it 888

Tthug 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:39

That sucks. But it's a great prank. Just prank them back.

gmian 34

Monday 3 March 2014 22:41

You'll have to show'er! Prank her back!

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FemskyD 26

Tuesday 4 March 2014 19:50

This fml should have had a picture added to it :)!!

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 5 March 2014 8:43

i must rember that one

floatablebullet 7

Thursday 6 March 2014 9:46

walk out of the shower soaking in blue dye and give them a big hug

DeadDaveTheEnemy 13

Friday 7 March 2014 4:14

i say just go to class if anybody comments just ask them for advice on how to get revenge

TheMystery13 13

Friday 7 March 2014 10:27

Smurf yourself some helium and just smurf with it!

xzeldax3 18

Friday 7 March 2014 12:33

I'm afraid you just blue yourself.

AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Monday 10 March 2014 15:14

And the first thing you do is write an FML about it.

Krb1995 5

Sunday 23 March 2014 22:00

I'm sorry but that's hilarious

aimzskee 30

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:52

I may steal this prank. Sorry op.

FaguIous 22

Friday 20 March 2015 20:31

Start singing the song! IM BLUE DA BA DE DA BA DIE DA BA DE DA BA DIE

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Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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Today, my roommate shouted his entire part of the conversation at the dinner table. He refuses to get his hearing checked, nor lower his voice, so now my ears hurt for the rest of the evening. FML

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Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML

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Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

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Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML

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Same thing different taste

Spooky

Wet leg

Splashed out

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