Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am...

By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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You deserved it 2 012

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 200

You deserved it 3 844

By fckdorms - 09/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 338

You deserved it 1 096

By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 286

You deserved it 2 634

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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You deserved it 3 222

By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 079

You deserved it 1 840

By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 397

You deserved it 3 067

By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 14 582

You deserved it 1 357

By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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You deserved it 1 978

Sleep cycles

By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML

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You deserved it 134

Noise Annoys

By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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You deserved it 166

kathcduri 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:46

I think I'm your roommate.

Fenthik 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:44

Tell her to buzz off.

Comments

OhDearBetrayal 25

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:19

25- That is so true. It's happened to me so many times. One time I kept waking up to an alarm clock my friend set for herself for about two and a half hours until she finally woke up.

halzmac 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:26

I would have thrown it at a wall.

thatsawesomebro 1

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:31

Thank you for calling 1-800-sound-proofing, how can we help you today?

motocommradios 6

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:33

Yes, I need one room completely sealed, pronto. When you ask? Anytime by 5:00 am tomorrow would be fine.

hellryu 20

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:34

The ONLY reason I pressed the YDI button is because you actually let that go on for so long. Grow a pair of balls or ****, force yourself into your roommates room and "politely" smash that clock.

tardisblue1092 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:04

It's my alarm clock, so I won't be smashing it any time soon. I tried yelling and throwing things. Didn't work. And her phone alarm was set too, which meant that would have just kept going off even if the other stopped. And to everyone who says to soundproof my room: We sleep in the same room. (College dorms)