Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am... - FML

By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By fckdorms - 09/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 08:00 - United States - Washington

Today, my roommate gets up at 3:30am for work and wakes me up each time. I try not to complain about it, but whenever I come back to the apartment at midnight, she gets mad that I woke her up. I told her that she wakes me up in the morning, but apparently that’s different because she’s going to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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kathcduri 3

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:46

I think I'm your roommate.

Fenthik 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 21:44

Tell her to buzz off.

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HOTSHOT99999 2

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:09

My sister does this. I just flip out on her and she turns it off.

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:12

Looks like soooommmmeeeeones late

Yunadori 13

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:17

Oh man.... I'd ****** up my room mate if she ever had the balls to do this to me.

Char_1109 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:26

I would of buzzed her

traveler_ghost 12

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:52

Throw it out the window. See time fly by

DisasterReport 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 22:59

Why didn't you just get up and turn it off

sandra1017 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:09

Kill yourself

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:11

Just give her time, no need to get ticked off about it. She'd be alarmed if you shouted or made a threat. Too much?

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:14

XD if I didn't live alone I'd be that person!! Of course you INTEND to wake up around the original time, you just find that - in the moment - you prefer to kid yourself until you've slept your fill

Bluefire15 8

Wednesday 10 October 2012 23:19

My first college roommate did that, but he set his alarm from 2:30 am (idk why) and snoozed it every ten minutes until 6 am when I got angry enough to throw an orange at him. I feel your pain OP

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