Love: Today, my roommate showed me what my girlfriend’s favorite position... - FML

By Titi12 - 01/03/2011 01:49 - France

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Today, my roommate showed me what my girlfriend’s favorite position was. FML

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tigerthepredator 16

Monday 5 December 2016 12:34

Show him your favorite position. Get on top of him and start punching him.

Snarkydi 0

Monday 5 December 2016 12:44

Need so many more details! Was this like a, "my roommate had sex with my girlfriend FML"? Or was this a, "my girlfriend and I have had [obviously unsuccessfully] sneaky sex in front of my roommate so many times that he now knows what her favorite sexual position is FML"? I need to know these things before I cast my vote on whether this is a FYL or a FTLOYR.

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bulletsinthewind 21

Tuesday 6 December 2016 7:41

Well, that screams loud and clear that you may want to get out of that relationship, and you need a new room mate.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 December 2016 8:04

You can confront them and probably lose your roommate and your girlfriend. Or you can go with the flow and see where "double penetration" stacks up on the list of favorites.

Zanquis 22

Tuesday 6 December 2016 21:40

we got at least 2 girls in this story and a roommate that can be male or female.. I don't think it is quite how you imagin it.

RavenousRiley 2

Thursday 8 December 2016 2:21

So what was it?

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