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By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

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Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML
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thesunlord 15

Would have been worse if the credit card had a chip

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zahidnasir 22

Rule no 1 Never ever share your soap with you housemate so YDI

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youresoscrewed 24

Only an FML if it's your soap and you didn't know anyone else used it.

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ItsAnanya 25

Sharing soap is so unsanitary. Please invest in shower gel for yourself.

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Viewerv 2

I can't get passed the fact that you share a bar of soap! At least go halves on a shower gel and get your own loofah!

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cheshireau 26

I wonder, did her deliberately use your soap or do you both agreed to use the same soap?

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Suzi_d16 27

Who uses bars of soap in this day and age?!?

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zaidthunder1 27

Don't share normal soaps. If it's the bodywash kind ask him to apply it wherever he wishes to.

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Twisted_Angel 17

That's disgusting. Start using your own soap. There are some things you just shouldn't share...

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