Money, Drunk, Roommate and Cars: Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 14:32 - United Kingdom - Kettering

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

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You deserved it 3 032

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By LawSchoolBoi - 30/04/2019 00:00

Today, I told my roommate she had to pay $55 to replace a piece of the oven she broke. She told me I was being selfish and decided to illegally break our lease because I was, "making her feel unsafe." Now I not only have to pay for the oven repair, I also have to pay her next two month's rent. FML

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You deserved it 197

Insane rules

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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You deserved it 112

By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML

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By cul8erqtpie20 - 03/01/2012 16:35 - United States

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 730

By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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You deserved it 4 044

By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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You deserved it 2 784

Worst roommate ever

By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 01:30

Tonday, I spent the night in my car because I didn’t want to go home as I just gave my roommate a 30-day eviction notice. My girlfriend is spending the night at a friend's, and I’m too cheap to get a hotel room. FML

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You deserved it 1 220

By pvtcab - 05/10/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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You deserved it 3 049

No way

By Adam curran - 24/04/2022 06:00

Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML

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You deserved it 111

By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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grajax 24

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:57

Shouldn't you have made him pay for the car?

Mons_fml 27

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:57

Kick him out

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JKPwnage 27

Thursday 16 April 2015 14:12

Tell him that?

shupoopeh 3

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:33

Lawsuiiiiiiiiiiiit

Omniprism 14

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:54

Oh hell no! Take him to court!

kickyourtitsin 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:29

I see all this shit on here and it seems like these people should just call them out on it

footstepsfading 3

Thursday 16 April 2015 21:41

YDI for putting up with his shit the first time! Make him pay for your car and stop being a doormat!

obviouslydavid 2

Friday 17 April 2015 4:27

Leave that shit of a roommate after you shit on your roommate

Lucifer42582 4

Friday 17 April 2015 4:45

sue him.

FYlife604 18

Friday 17 April 2015 22:11

should have pressed charges then insurance would have covered it under theft

DrBubbles 7

Saturday 18 April 2015 23:51

Headbutt the ****** and set them straight.

reqret17 13

Sunday 19 April 2015 0:20

sue him

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