Miscellaneous: Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each...

By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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By anonymous - 17/01/2017 20:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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Lisa89 3

Monday 4 October 2010 19:19

you know you don't HAVE t stay up fr her.. btw Grow a spine and just say no.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 4 October 2010 19:15

Don't you hate it when they put it in the wrong slot?

Comments

rairai 13

Tuesday 5 October 2010 12:53

you're tool for staying up to let her in, why on earth would you do that!? I would have laughed in her face if she would have asked me that

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:54

point noted. :] i don't really have the patience for that, either. she'd have to find a new place to live. |the kid|

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 6 October 2010 15:04

1. You didn't bother testing the key yourself to see that she was just dumb? 2. You can still sleep, just have her text/call you or knock on the door when she shows up.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:10

I agree with #69's second point. Also, I'm guessing growing a spine wasn't an option? No way I'm losing an extra 4-5 hours of sleep so some ******** can go get their drunk on. Don't be such a ******* pushover. Lol.

CoBHateCrew 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 21:30

wow... you shoulda slapped some sense into that ho after the 2nd time this happened. either that or she can sleep in the hallway.

LoonyPheebs 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:35

FYL for having to wake up in the middle of the night. YDI for not being creative enough to lend her your key.

LoonyPheebs 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:39

^ Someone's bound to comment that it would make no difference. If OP gave up the key, they'd know the roommate was doing something wrong, and she would be taught how to unlock a door.