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By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML
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Rosebudx 32

Hold a bucket or trash can while sitting on the pot. And what the hell were they baking that had this effect?!

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Cads1 24

At least vomiting works the abs. Think of it as a failed way to exercise.

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Xion0014 20

Sounds like laxatives and Visine were the main ingredients.

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herpderp1234 17

Dang, that sucks bro. Well, hope you get better! Btw don't try your friend's 'experimental cooking' again, for you may have the same result again.

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CyanideCyan 12

I hope op went to the hospital for this because it sounds like severe dehydration is setting in...

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vesquivel62 12

you learned a lesson I'm sure. you deserved it.

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TheDevilsDevices 15

Paybacks a bitch I dose their drinks with visine.

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Denny1988 19

get the recipe, use it as a weapon against you enemies

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Daevas 18

Thank god you didn't have an eco-toilet xD

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freehandjobs 6

Haha u got got they probably put hella laxatives in the baked good

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