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By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML
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Rosebudx 32

Hold a bucket or trash can while sitting on the pot. And what the hell were they baking that had this effect?!

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Cads1 24

At least vomiting works the abs. Think of it as a failed way to exercise.

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sandycheeks99 5

YDI for trusting your dumbass roommates.

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I'madumbass 19

Not all dumbasses are like that. I am actually a very decent person and would never cook because I already know that I am terrible at it...

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acky2lum 7

Yeah...But u have the energy to toe this fml

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

This is the point where you sit on the toilet, and hold a bucket for the throwing up. That's really the best way to handle being sick in such a way.

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corky1992 33

if you're THAT suck I'd suggest going to a doctor asap..but may be hard to do if you can't go long without needing the toilet.

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Ipsum629 13

here I'd a tip: get a garbage bag for the vomit and that way you don't need to switch sides.

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TacoMortis 15

I think you shouldn't let your roommates cook.. ever again. Sorry about your struggle OP!

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hayyyra94 10

Oh wow. Sorry OP, I hope you feel better. Is your roommate as sick as you are?

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ImagineCrazy 27

What's with the dingle bats who don't know to hold a bucket while taking a dump?

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DarDarHamilton 7

use a giant bowl for the vomit and sit on the toilet. so you can take care of both end without have to switch

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frenchyB 14

I'm thinking they must have put something in that on purpose...

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