Intimacy: Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told...

By Tooloud - 24/03/2013 23:21 - Canada

Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML

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Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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Today, I changed all my plans, after months of him begging me to, so I could go to the same university as my long-term boyfriend. After I sent in my deposit, he told me we couldn't live together in college because I was "invading his space." FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML

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By Cindy - 05/06/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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Monday 25 March 2013 9:23

Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD

Lacist 19

Monday 25 March 2013 9:25

Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.

Comments

birdierising 16

Monday 25 March 2013 16:20

Why on earth do your roommates have that much control over your life? Saying he couldn't come over during exams would accomplish the same thing.

MakinMills 12

Monday 25 March 2013 17:08

Well, a real relationship isn't all about sex...

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 25 March 2013 17:42

Actually, George became very smart, while not having sex. Elaine became stupid.

AKGirlinSD 20

Monday 25 March 2013 17:46

Thank you! That was my initial thought too. And if he told the roommates beforehand, then they would go along with it so OP wouldn't start a fight. We have no idea how their relationship was, except that she's loud while having sex. Or maybe the roommates were tired of her being so loud, they approached the boyfriend, and he said he was planning to end things anyways. I'm in, no way, saying this was a fantastic way of dumping someone (because there really isn't one) but the boyfriend could have dumped OP in private.

charvisioku 22

Monday 25 March 2013 19:58

Because asking if you'd be considerate and not have noisy sex during exam season is just too logical for them. Idiots.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:43

I'm guessing her friends tried that already since they were apparently desperate enough to stage an intervention. That seems like a last-ditch effort to resort to when nothing else has worked.