By Tooloud - 24/03/2013 23:21 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my roommates decided to hold an intervention. They told me I would have to break up with my boyfriend because they don't want people having sex in our apartment during college exams. My boyfriend agreed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 098
You deserved it 5 762

Same thing different taste

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Maybe they would like you more if you shared your popcorn xD

Worry about your exams, you don't need assholes like him anyway.

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If he was worried about concentrating on exams, he could have agreed to less sex and/or seeing you less often during the exam period because you both need to study (and for your roommates benefit noise-wise). It's only a few weeks, unnecessary to break up.

jellycorn 13

Tell them to just cast muffliato.

you don't have to break up to not have sex

OP-Its time to study- cut out those sex parties right now!! Have you been wearing out your BF AND your roommates by trying to manage your test anxiety with constant sexual antics? Again?? Now cut that out and do your studying before it's too late...

3rdbass 9

The chimp in a dress knows all.

RedPillSucks 31
3rdbass 9

Well I understand how the roomies would feel awkward about listening in to that, exams or not. You should respect that. But what's up with the breaking up-part? If he is unable to keep it in his pants for that long, he's going to need a lot of luck in his single life...

Oh good... exams sux... go find someone else :)

mokielove 10

any man willing to just give up on a relationship. isn't worth being with , that's just my opinion.

The excuse with the 'exams' line is obviously a lie. Find out more, there's something your dorm mates know that you don't.

Maybe if you shared your boyfriend as well as your razor with your roommates, things may improve :)