Love: Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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Theater kid

By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By TheaterMom - 28/06/2016 11:12 - Germany

Today, after two months of rehearsals, an actor in my theater company decided he was unhappy with the role I gave him, so he refuses to perform. We open tonight. FML

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Acting 101

By jazzyfizzle - 31/05/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was partnered with this really sexy guy for an audition. He says, "Am I really stuck with you? I can't even stand being seen with you in public!" I start cursing him out really loud, but then I realize that he's only reading the script. Everyone was staring, and he called me a crazy bitch. FML

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By Actor - 03/09/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet, with elves, starring her as the perfect Mary Sue style lead character. I can't get out of this. FML

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Congrats

By drama_queen - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my school, we had the opening night of our production in which I act. None of my family or friends came. Basically, after 3 long months of hard work, the only person to "congratulate" to me after the show was the head of the theater department, who just wanted to tell me I was doing it wrong. FML

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okaydisarray 17

Monday 30 November 2015 23:05

There is no understudy?

livelaughlovepie 22

Monday 30 November 2015 23:04

I'm sorry OP! It's not your fault you didn't want to get into a relationship. Honestly, that's pretty immature of him if he can't be professional about this and just move on. It shouldn't all be blamed on you.

Comments

skalavecci462 13

Tuesday 1 December 2015 3:50

You think that sucks? I once got stalked by a girl that looked like frankenstein. Turns out she had a huge nipple fetish and tried to literally slice off my nipples with a Swiss army knife. Thank god she couldn't catch me.

Alexandria79 22

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:17

whatever happened to the show must go on? if it's too weird for them then recast the part.

animeislife 11

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:19

should've said yes then after the play broke up... that's what I would've done anyway. but that wasn't your fault. everybody upset for nothing

CosmicGenius 10

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:36

Drama kid indeed.

yniguez09 14

Tuesday 1 December 2015 5:11

Sounds like the kind of people who condone harassment.

Girlshotdown1 21

Tuesday 1 December 2015 6:11

I would of said yes just for the play but I don't though...

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 1 December 2015 6:43

The show must go on!

ohkitty 21

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:04

what production was it?

waitingtoolong 11

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:57

I hope he doesn't intend to pursue a career in theatre. This is highly unprofessional behavior and professional director/producer would put up with it.

vintend0 8

Tuesday 1 December 2015 13:52

"Pointedly' turning someone down is going to destroy whatever confidence they had. Maybe if you hadn't have been a dick and turned them down gently they might have been okay. At least partly your fault OP