By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 268
You deserved it 14 339

Same thing different taste

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I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.

goodoldave 17

Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.

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We're taking those too, OP. I voted YDI because you shouldn't be falling asleep in the first place, but I also voted FYL because it's not like you had any control over this anyway.

Well, a lot of test monitors let you sleep, read, draw, whatever, after you finish the test. OP said they had already finished it.

Those standardized tests really stink!

I'm guessing it was the TAKS. You must live in Texas. All Texas high schools are doing TAKS this week. Just be happy you don't have to take STAAR. I've heard from some of the freshmen and sophomores in my school that it's insanely difficult. Good luck on the social studies test on Thursday!

elcieloskyler 5

Yes it was, and thanks i think i did well today, i didnt have gas thankfully O___o (my account that i posted this on tells me im missing verification when i comment or reply so i had to make another one)

Have you ever farted so badly, throughout the night, that your bedroom smelled like ass in the morning?

Ins0mau 20

Because Dancinwookie obviously has. :-p

Damn, that would make me laugh uncontrollably. Haha

Diifab 5

Lmao,this has happened to me to...except mine was pee :(

But I'm confused, aren't you allowed to leave the room once you're finished?

No, standardized tests don't allow that. They don't even let you read in between the different sections of standardized tests anymore.

TDWPForDayz 9

How did you not wake up with the air smelling so horrible?