By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 268
You deserved it 14 339

Same thing different taste

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I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.

goodoldave 17

Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.

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Wow, little harsh over a typo, an obvious typo, possibly caused by autofill but a typo none-the-less.

I had state testing today too... It sucks, even without something so embarrassing happening. My condolences, OP.

No more pickled eggs and beer for you!

drew12089 2

That's epic what are you complaining about?

yeah same here..i even shat my pants

I laughed so hard when I read 'ferociously farting'

That is the funniest shit i have ever heard lol

Good on yer, Skyler. Standardised tests are bullshit (and I'm speaking as someone who got a 1572 on my SATs). All you did was give 'em a little shit back.

Don't feel bad. Farting is natural and healthy. If you didn't fart or burb, the extra gas would build up inside of your body and cause damage to organs and such. So keep on farting.