Embarrassing, Students and Miscellaneous: Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After...

By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:53 - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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By Jrlloyd013 - 19/12/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I had a surprise test for Economics. While taking the test, I put my head down so I could think. A while later, I awoke to the whole class turning in their test. I had to turn in my test incomplete. No questions answered, just my name, the date, and a pool of drool. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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By rune breaker - 23/08/2018 22:05

Today, I got the hiccups during an exam. I wasn't allowed to leave to get a drink of water, so I had to sit there and take my test while hiccuping violently. The teacher ended up sending me to the hall and ripping up my test for "distracting the other students". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By embarassed - 21/04/2011 03:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 24 April 2013 23:42

I usually wore ear plugs to those types of tests. Everyone around you should have brought nose plugs instead. You obviously needed a butt plug.

goodoldave 17

Wednesday 24 April 2013 23:39

Damn. At least you didn't Shit your pants.

Comments

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Thursday 25 April 2013 15:36

Wow, little harsh over a typo, an obvious typo, possibly caused by autofill but a typo none-the-less.

katnisse12 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 21:16

I had state testing today too... It sucks, even without something so embarrassing happening. My condolences, OP.

elcieloskyler 5

Friday 26 April 2013 6:53

TY.

sugoine 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 22:23

No more pickled eggs and beer for you!

Lamar1000100 6

Friday 26 April 2013 5:51

We took em at Union Grove :/

drew12089 2

Friday 26 April 2013 6:47

That's epic what are you complaining about?

kabza 13

Friday 26 April 2013 9:00

yeah same here..i even shat my pants

lufflala 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 17:01

I laughed so hard when I read 'ferociously farting'

freshko21 6

Saturday 27 April 2013 19:44

That is the funniest shit i have ever heard lol

TeratoMarty 6

Monday 29 April 2013 19:10

Good on yer, Skyler. Standardised tests are bullshit (and I'm speaking as someone who got a 1572 on my SATs). All you did was give 'em a little shit back.

LyraAlluse 25

Saturday 4 May 2013 18:24

Don't feel bad. Farting is natural and healthy. If you didn't fart or burb, the extra gas would build up inside of your body and cause damage to organs and such. So keep on farting.