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By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:24 - Germany

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 21:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, after spending eight weeks making a life-size clay Cocker Spaniel in class. I left it in the middle of a large table in the empty art classroom, ready to paint, and went to the bathroom for a minute. I came back to see two young girls shiftily running out of said classroom, walked in and it was in shards on the floor. FML

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By lottielondon - 04/05/2011 13:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By AIienware - 30/06/2015 15:33

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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JillianBall 18

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Do you have time to remake it? If not your art teacher should understand. She was the one who suggested you soak them in water.

zombicidal 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

I just had two projects I need to pass my ceramics class explode because someone else's project blew up in the kiln

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fmlrocks25 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:38

Ohhhhh that's so sad! She is a bad teacher

fmlrocks25 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:39

Ohhhhh that's so sad! She is a bad teacher

sparc_mac 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:40

Face it, your teacher is one hardcore ass troll. You got boned.

babykillaseason 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:43

That same thing happend to me in art class in 5th grade, except my teacher just threw away all my hard work right in front of my eyes.

MrsUresti 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:12

Hahaha so funny

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:15

meow

Commander223 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:20

That's the fun in shitty middle schools. They treat you like a retarded kid and give an "A" for effort

cookeemonster 7

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:30

What a bitch. Either she's a dumb **** or she did it on purpose. Sorry OP!!

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:37

Cold distilled water works better.

LesCDeal 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:44

Never soak bisqueware. Ever.

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Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

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Today, I found out that falling asleep with a bobby pin in your hair means waking up with one jammed in your ear drum. FML

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