Miscellaneous: Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade,...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2012 19:24 - Germany

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 21:01 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, after spending eight weeks making a life-size clay Cocker Spaniel in class. I left it in the middle of a large table in the empty art classroom, ready to paint, and went to the bathroom for a minute. I came back to see two young girls shiftily running out of said classroom, walked in and it was in shards on the floor. FML

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By lottielondon - 04/05/2011 13:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my garage was flooded. Everything was ruined. My garage also happens to be my study, in which my entire art coursework was drying. My exam is tomorrow and all I have to hand in is a pile of mushy paper. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By AIienware - 30/06/2015 15:33

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML

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JillianBall 18

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

Do you have time to remake it? If not your art teacher should understand. She was the one who suggested you soak them in water.

zombicidal 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:17

I just had two projects I need to pass my ceramics class explode because someone else's project blew up in the kiln

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laurenmacias 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:15

If your teacher was the one to tell you to do it, then they can't blame you

speed150mph 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:01

Ah Art class. In highschool I sat at a table texting, talking to my best friend, watching the girl who showed alot of cleavage try to seduce and flirt with my friend and say she wanted to **** him, and that shed be willing to do it on that table in front of everyone if nessesary. Fun times, and I still pulled out a 70 =)

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:10

Talk to your teacher about it. Especially since he suggested it nad it caused it to be destroyed. Hopefully he will give you time to make another one. Sorry this happened to you. :(

dailyreader 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:22

If she were a good professor she would have just given u an average grade instead of making you soak the pieces in water; especially if the pieces were bone dry, that would have done absolutely no good- she should have known that.