Kids: Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair....

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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Release the tapes!

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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Half man, half armchair

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 15:00

Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2014 21:00 - United States

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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fuzzyporcupine 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 0:08

haha I would have too :D

brainonska08 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 0:09

that ones going in the family photo album. :)

Comments

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 13 June 2010 13:38

why does everyone pick on roxxey so much?yeah, she should put a shirt on, but she isn't ugly and she's not orange, so whether her tan is fake or not who cares? at least she doesn't look like an oompa loompa, it could be way worse guys.

myfriend_youfail 3

Sunday 13 June 2010 16:35

Because on another FML thread, her only post was "omg am i HOT?" Obvious attention-***** is obviously obvious. 'Twas pretty pathetic.

vickieyeah 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 16:03

fyl for having a suckie fam

poopsiclesss 5

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:50

LOL that sounds just like my family :) But to me, that isn't really an FML.

zek800 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 21:32

I like them!

Myntee 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:19

i like your family. learn not to be annoying and this probably wouldn't happen

sumtaedium 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:49

So what? That's funny, not seeing the FML here. :P

StrawberryBex 0

Monday 14 June 2010 8:57

OMG! I am so glad I am an only child. After that Duct tape came off, Id be kickin someone's ass! Your Dad is gonna frame that picture someday if he hasn't already! lol