Kids: Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair....

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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Release the tapes!

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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Half man, half armchair

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 15:00

Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2014 21:00 - United States

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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fuzzyporcupine 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 0:08

haha I would have too :D

brainonska08 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 0:09

that ones going in the family photo album. :)

Comments

jocelyng_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 3:45

I would have done the same thing!

parapeople 5

Sunday 13 June 2010 4:10

And the first thing OP did was reach for his computer and write an FML about it.

rawrimadinosour 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 4:26

Ha Ha I did that once to my little brother he deserved it though he was behaving bad!

raisonbread 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 4:45

that is pretty funny!

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 13 June 2010 4:49

it'll make a good memory... for your siblings and your father :D

blonde_headed 10

Sunday 13 June 2010 5:18

come on, you know if you would have walked in on your dad duct taped to a chair you totally would have taken a picture.

b_nicole72095 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 5:23

phahah my sisters would so do this too me...thankfully they dont know where the duct tape is and im faster :)

benners 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 5:37

oh the irony

kingwalrus 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 5:40

Hey just get this straight I'm a guy. Krajjan I did have a pocketknife but my brother took it from me. nyrangers1022 it's hard to laygh about it when your mouth is covered by duck tape. I love my family even though I had to get free by myself thank god they left the house keys near the table.