By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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lettertjes 0

That's what you get when you fish for compliments.

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xxmollyxx 25

I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.

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mandark 9

You get nothing, you lose! Good day, sir. YDI.

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TheLetterZero 7

^^ Lawl at calling a woman a "dude". ^ Lawl at calling a woman "sir". Go cry in the corner, OP. Nobody cares. It's not a big deal at all.

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TheLetterZero 7

Then he failed twice. The OP did get something AND she's not a "sir".

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Flirting is not about stroking your own ego. It's about stroking the other person's ego. Dumb shit.

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Reality_bites 14

I agree with #6 and #22 and #26. OP, dont know why you posted this. I dont think you're going to get much sympathy here.

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perdix 29

If he really handed out phones based on relative beauty, he'd have given your sister the red one and an old, beige rotary landline phone to you. Or a pay phone. Big, bulky and you have to put a quarter in the slot to make it work.

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rachiestarr 0

idiot. you set yourself up for that one!

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FalsePretense 0

To everyone saying "why didn't you tell her about your stepmother." Well what if he doesn't like talking about her or about the OP's parent's divorce. It's not that easy to just talk about your parent's divorce. It's something that you don't want to think about and almost never want to talk about. So whoever's been saying that shit, why don't you have your parents get divorced first and then let's see if you like talking about it.

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sublime93 0

LMFAO you failed. Wrong fml you meant to comment on, hmm?

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yaya32492917 0

hahahaha ydi for trying to flirt with someone and then get rejected. u should have just let her have instead. this makes me happy that I'm an only child :)

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BikerMike 0

I love it when a girl thinks she can get what she wants by flirting and ends up ******.

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