By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, my sister and I bought new cell phones. We both wanted the same phone in red, but the guy told us that there was only one red phone left. Flirting with him, I said "You should give the prettier sister the red phone." My new phone is black. FML
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lettertjes 0

That's what you get when you fish for compliments.

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xxmollyxx 25

I would've given her the red phone even if I thought you were prettier, just because you were being so full of yourself! Girls like that piss me off.

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Bluebering 16

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up your ego and jump down to your appearance scale

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meanleank 15

YDI. You put yourself in that position & it didn't turn out as you expected.

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isaac_newton 17

Last time I checked you don't flirt by complimenting yourself...

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JothamHousden 17

"You should give the sluttier sister the black phone"

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KrazyKatz3 26

He could have thought you were talking about your sister. When someone says their family is attractive you don't argue.

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