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No offense, but shes a back stabbing cum guzzling ****!
What a bitch...
Gee, I'm sorry your snotbag sister wasted money on your last engagement. Maybe if she hadn't ****** your then-fiance, you would have gotten married (and ended up getting divorced when you found out that he cheats, but that's neither here nor there). So, sure, you'll be getting married "for real" if your sister doesn't boink your fiance this time.
What a sister, huh?
What a bitch
And if my sisters I have two did that to me the next time I got a guy I refuse to invite them
Then say to her: "It will, if u stay the f***away from my fiancé". That should shut her up, and then just to make sure that nothing happens tell your fiancé that your sister is a horny b****, who will sleep with anything that has a dick.
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Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch
You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"