By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
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Same thing different taste

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nonnieluv 9

Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

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highfived 1

And she calls herself your sister

No offense, but shes a back stabbing cum guzzling ****!

Gee, I'm sorry your snotbag sister wasted money on your last engagement. Maybe if she hadn't ****** your then-fiance, you would have gotten married (and ended up getting divorced when you found out that he cheats, but that's neither here nor there). So, sure, you'll be getting married "for real" if your sister doesn't boink your fiance this time.

...and you didn't hit her? You must have the willpower of a demigod.

noisebox 1

Did you remind her that she was the cause?

And if my sisters I have two did that to me the next time I got a guy I refuse to invite them

Then say to her: "It will, if u stay the f***away from my fiancé". That should shut her up, and then just to make sure that nothing happens tell your fiancé that your sister is a horny b****, who will sleep with anything that has a dick.